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On this edition of Janitor weekly… The epic cleaning of the fard infested lavatory, the mystery Batman strikes again, and… a new recruit? Welcome folks to the first ever edition of the janitor news, where we bring you weekly updates about the mysterious and powerful warriors in blue. This week, a biological attack known as the fard was released at full force into the once peaceful lands of the poo factory. The mystical warriors sprung into action, bleach jugs and 20 year old mops in hand, to save to day. They battled endless hours of radioactive fard and eventually succeeded in banishing the fard from the poo factory. In other news, the batman Of janitors has struck again. Batman logos were spewed on several classroom whiteboards. Several test addicts attempted to hunt down the mystical being with no avail. Finally, a third wheel has been spotted. Our sources confirm that indeed the new recruit has joined according to the official school pay papers. The new recruit must fight through months or years of challenge to earn his place as a protector of the mop. That is all for this week folks, stay tuned for the next edition, on Tuesday of next week.

On the morning of some random summer day that I am unfortunately too lazy to remember but yes. God reincarnated for like the 400th time to tell me and my group of convicted war criminals to commit yet another massacre on food because why not. It began with me pulling out a box of cheese and unwrapping the entire thing. And we put the gigantic amalgamation of cold cow piss on a butcher board at exactly 90 degrees on each side. And so the lighters and the matches came out. We lit up the cheese like the first of July and turned cold cow piss into a crispy milky burnt Dorito. Me and my friends got bored and we got like seven more blocks of cow piss frozen edition and committed mass genocide. Ye Ur mom is

Ohio is both a western American state and a frequently visited Minecraft bedrock server. The server is mostly creative mode builds and fun contraptions. One day, the original owner of Meatloaf itself , My Teeth are Toothpicks, realized he could not go on this wonderful server because he had a separate version of Minecraft named java edition. He then thought of making his version of Ohio renamed Florida, which is also a heavily memed and ridiculed American state. This server would be purely java edition and would also have incredible waves and oddness throughout its entire lifespan.